Czar Czar

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 06 Sep 2003 12:00:00 GMT
From smith2004:
I just did a Google search for "czar" and "Washington". Here's what I got right off the bat:

drug czar
AIDS czar
tech czar
Y2K czar
morality czar (unofficial - Bill Bennett)
antiterrorism czar
homeless czar
security czar
Latin American czar (Otto Reich, U.S. Assistant Secretary of State for Western Hemisphere Affairs )

You know it's only a matter of time before there's a "czar czar".

Jim Lesczynski
and:
The Ten Commandments display was removed Wednesday from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post "Thou Shalt Not Steal" in a building full of lawyers without creating a hostile work environment.

From birdman:

"The U.S. Constitution may be flawed, but it's a whole lot better than what we have now." -- Unknown
and:
"Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug prohibition does." -- US District Judge James C. Paine

I updated my Wolfe's Lodge Mirror from archive.org so that it now mirrors the curleywolfe.net version on the last sampled date I could find before the domain was taken over by the domain name reapers. Enjoy!

Enemies Foreign and Domestic didn't arrive yet. The PO is mighty slow. Hopefully today!

Eric Oppen at Wolfe's Lodge - One Size Fits All? - A cure for the problem of making national or state-wide laws to solve downtown problems.

On my last trip, to California, I had a moment's satori, or enlightenment. I have these moments very rarely, but when I do, they are incredible enough that I wouldn't swap them for anything. Driving through the Southern Calfornia desert, I was amazed at how incredibly empty it was; I could have set up anything from a .22-caliber target range up to a full-scale artillery range out there, and as long as I was slightly careful, the chances of even disturbing anybody, much less hurting anybody, would be effectively nil. So why, I asked myself, does California have such incredibly anal gun laws? Then it struck me: The reason is that most of the people who get to make the decisions that affect all of California honestly don't really know this is out here -- they've spent all their lives in metropolitan areas, and when they travel between cities, they fly!

Things started tumbling into place, far more rapidly than I can describe, forming a pattern that makes perfect sense. The news media are not so much malicious on the subject of guns, as parochial; they think in terms of the cities of the Northeast, or of Greater L.A., and honestly don't understand any other viewpoint because most of them spend very little time out in "the sticks"! National bureaucrats that stuffed the 55 MPH speed limit down the country's throat weren't evil, so much as untravelled -- the 55 is not a bad limit in the urban Northeast (believe me, when you've tried driving in the Greater DC area, even 55 MPH is doing darn well!) but makes less than no sense in places like Texas, but they'd never driven in Texas! When you've lived your whole life in a metropolitan area, how can you imagine how it is to have to drive fifty miles to get something your little local store doesn't carry, as a matter of routine?

J.J. Johnson at Wolfe's Lodge - Militia: Y2K Nuke Test Successful - some satire from the "American Pravda News Service". Hehe.

BRISTOL, VA (AP-Provda) Pentagon Officials remain on high alert today after right-wing militias declared their first nuclear test successful. According Bill Warfield, a self-proclaimed "general" of the South Appalachian Militia, extremist groups around the nation can now be "a major player" at the nuclear family. Washington is still reeling from the after effects.

"We didn't want to test our new weapon in a major American city," said the bearded militia man. "But they [the gubmint] left us with no choice. They've made most of the available test areas federal." Warfield said the new weapon(s) will be a great way to ring in the new millenium.

Mike Kemp at Wolfe's Lodge - From a Man Who Knows - on the ramifications of the decision you need to make when you notice that your house is being invaded by fedgoons. Bottom line: you lose no matter what you do.

Peregrine at Wolfe's Lodge - Reality Check - You are going to die. You'd do well to figure out what you'd be willing to die for other than old age.

Like I said, its a complex decision. Oh, and there will be a test. Welcome to reality.

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