The FCC Song

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 22 May 2004 11:37:41 GMT
by Eric Idle
transcribed by Bill St. Clair
[From this 3.1 Meg mp3 on Pythonline's IDLEwild page]
Tune starts: B-D-G-B-A-D-F#-A-G (be-bop eighth notes, all in the octave starting at middle C)

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck-hunting with a judge (Quack).

Fuck you very much the FCC.
Fuck you very much for fining me.
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
So I'm really out of luck.
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.

So, fuck you very much the FCC,
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go.
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so,
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rushley Bo,
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
For heroically sitting on your tush.
For Haliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail.
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail.
She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male.
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you Dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake, you haven't got a heart.
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty-faced old fart.
And as for Condoleeza, she's an intellectual tart.
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much the EPA,
For giving all Alaska's oil away.
It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my Hummer.
The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say,
"Za nuclear vinter games are going to take place in LA."
So fuck you all so very much.

So what the planet fails.
Let's save the great white males.
So fuck you all so very much.

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