The WarOn Commission Report
Garry Reed, the Loose Canon Libertarian - witicisms on the wars on poverty, drugs, obesity, terror, and the war to trump all wars on freedom, global warming.
This is the one! This will bring the entire orb of the Earth under the thrall of the New International Globalcrat. The obviously premeditated and Pathetically Correct Oscar for Al Gore's Global Warming medicine show, "An Inconvenient Truth," followed by the obviously engineered awarding of the Nobel Peace Price to the Goregoyle gives us intercontinental cred. While not officially a "WarOn" yet, the ploy of blaming naturally-occurring planetary warming and cooling cycles on the wealthiest nations was sheer genius. Nothing ever conceived before will suck more wealth and freedom from the human masses like this perpetual plucking machine. Kings and communists, dictatorships and democracies, religions and republics may come and go, but Bureaucracy is forever. Future civilizations will laugh at our Twenty-First Century global warming panic-peddling just as we laugh at medieval believers in witchcraft, but who cares? This vile vial of snake oil will guarantee generations of long comfortable careers, benefits and retirements for an ever-burgeoning glob of global bureaucracy.