Spong-Fong Ping-Pong
Here's an old Denver Post clipping my Mom sent from probably the time that then president Nixon allowed U.S. table tennis players to go to China.
"It was reported that Sens William B. Spong (Va.) and Hiram Fong (Hawaii) got their heads together to spnsor a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells to hail the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. table tennis team after its tour of Communist China.
"Unfortunately, the motion died, cheating Congress out of passing the Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping-Pong Ding-Dong Bell bill."
-- Creators' Syndicate, Inc.
Sounds right out of
Sounds right out of Laugh-In.
Indeed
Indeed. "If Judy Carne married Art Carney, she'd be Judy Carne Carney. Then, if she caught a cold, she's be Judy chilly Carne Carny."
Good night, Dick.
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Wikipedia says: joke
Wikipedia says that this is only a joke. There never was such a bill. Good joke, though.
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