Reminder: Oh, Won’t You Please Shut Up?

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:30:46 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Ken at Popehat - more reasons why you should NEVER talk to cops, especially federal cops. Lying to a federal cop is a felony. It's hard to lie if you don't say anything.

Imagine this scenario, based on an actual situation:

A business associate calls you and says, “my dear business associate, the shit has hit the fan; Federal Agency X is investigating Project Y we did together. Two Agency X agents are interviewing people.”

“Oh coitus,” says you, or words to that effect, and terminate the conversation.

Later that day, two well-dressed and polite agents of Agency X visit you. Because you despise me and want me to weep and gnash my teeth, you consent to be interviewed. At some point, they ask you “have you talked about this investigation with anyone?”

“No,” you say.

They smile.

At the end of the interview, it occurs to you to ask, “Hey, am I in trouble? Do I need a lawyer?”

The agents smirk. “No,” they say. “I mean, unless you lied about talking to anyone about this investigation.”

I submitted the following comment, which has not yet been approved:

Here's what I want to say. Hopefully I'll be more tactful should it happen.

"I don't talk to pigs. Every one of you is a filthy, lying sack of shit. It would be a waste of urine to piss on your grave, so it's certainly a waste of breath to talk to you."

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Oh dear, don't get on that spaz's radar

Submitted by J. Croft on Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:55:51 GMT

Oh dear, don't get on that spaz's radar he's got a pack of sycophants and dickriders who will swarm on you.

I reposted an article of his, attributes and all and the dork LAWYER tries to use the DMCA on me! For a blog post. I put it back up with appropriate comments.

Just warning ya.

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He let my comment through,

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 10 Dec 2011 17:22:59 GMT

He let my comment through, and so far there have been no further comments on that thread.

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