New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore
The Onion - once again, The Onion makes it hard to distinguish satire from reality. Hehe. [clairefiles]
"I already belong to a health club, a church, and the Kiwanis Club," Tammy Golden of Los Angeles wrote. "I'm a member of the Von's Grocery Super Savers, which gets me a discount on certain groceries. These are all well-managed organizations with real benefits. None of them send me a confusing bill once a year and make me work it out myself, then throw me in jail if I get it wrong."