Here is your change

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:07:18 GMT  <== Humor ==> 

From [patriot]:

Here is your change

For the search engines:

FROM THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

January 20, 2009

Dear Comrade #567-01-7094

I promised change in the recent Presidential campaign. In order to prove that I am a man of my word, I have enclosed yours. Spread the wealth!

Sincerely,

Barack Obama [Penny glued to letter]

President Barack Obama

P.S. - To retain your citizenship status, fill out and return this required 44 page survey along with a redacted copy of your Hawaii certification of live birth and all of your firearms and ammunition within two days. Peace out!


PROFILE - DO NOT PRINT: PEASANT #567-01-7094 * GUN OWNER: YES * IQ THRESHOLD: EXTREMELY LOW

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