Crime tried to happen to me Thursday
rollerdave at Machine Dreamer - Dave might have been worm food but for his trusty shotgun. [kimdutoit]
Then there was a knock on that door. It was in my mind that there was still a small chance this was not a home invasion.
Wrong!
I heard to doorknob turn, I heard the door scrape across the carpet and the dog's barking take on a hysterical note.
She was saying, "Bark! I see him! Bark! He's here where he doesn't belong! Come loose the thunder! Bark! Bark! Make him not be here anymore!"
I yelled to the little fellow that he should stay put and racked a shell into the chamber, braced the butt firmly against my shoulder and took a bead at where I expected an intruder's head to appear for a brief instant before turning into a total mess all over the wall.
Apparently the sound of a pump shotgun makes goblins remember somewhere else they want to be more, cuz when I looked over at the window that fellow was backing down my drive like somebody set his dick afire.
Then I called 911 and reported the incident.
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