A Letter of Appreciation from the Black Legion (currently burning in Hell)

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:16:24 GMT  <== RKBA ==> 

Mike Vanderboegh was going to write to Reverend Robert Smith, Jr. of the New Bethel Baptist Church, about the Reverend's Ban All Guns essay, but he received a dispatch from hell that did a much better job of it, so he forwards that dispatch here. [vanderboegh]

Reverend Smith,

Me and the boys of the Black Legion would like to thank you for your op-ed piece entitled "Ban All Guns." I have to tell you that it gave us the biggest laugh we've had in, I don't know, maybe ten years (ever since we saw Bill Clinton on the Condemned News Network saying, "I did not have sex with that woman. Ms. Lewinsky"). I must say you improved our morale immensely.


So you're wondering why a big-deal racist cracker like me liked your editorial? That's easy. I like a black man that's disarmed, because he's easy prey. We Kluxers always have. Hell, uh, Reverend, the first gun control laws in this country were written by white men like me to keep black men like you from having guns. Then came Reconstruction, same thing. I want to tell you, the only thing us Kluxers ever feared was guns in the hands of black men who knew how to use them.

And here you are, preaching unilateral black disarmament. Me and all the Kluxers and the Black Legion boys down here just didn't live long enough. I mean, look at you. You're doing a better job of killing yourselves off than we ever dreamed of doing. Every time a young black girl goes to an abortionist, we grin. Every time one of your young men embraces the "gangsta" death culture and kills another of his own race, we giggle. And now you want to unilaterally disarm?

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