Don Knotts is Dubya
# Claire Wolfe - Reefer Madness; Yeah, what Debra said - Claire watched the DVD of Reefer Madness, The Musical that Deb gave here, and echoes Deb's sentiment that this it the "best musical ever". You can get your very own copy from Amazon, including the original 1930s version as a special feature.
# David Codrea - Night of the Evil Butterball - an essay on wild turkeys attacking people in Boston. [clairefiles]
Flash forward to present-day Boston, a place of sacred tradition, the literal forge for our heritage of individual liberty. Except Boston is now a place where traditions have been betrayed. Its current overlords have succeeded in disarming the whole people in a way that General Gage could never have conceived possible.
So successful have these rulers been that the city that gave us Sam Adams and Paul Revere is now a city under siege, and this is fittingly ironic if you think about it, by wild turkeys. So helpless and hapless are Boston's modern-day patriots, they can do little except retreat from the aggressive gobblers, escape, hole up and plead for rescue from the very authorities that enforce public impotence.
# WREG, Memphis - Get Your Gun - a TV series on getting a concealed carry permit, selecting a handgun, hidden gun safes. More to come, I think. Requires Windows Media Player, and didn't work for me in Firefox; I had to use IE. Pretty neat to see this on mainstream television. [kaba]
# John Ross - The Elephant in Maureen's Living Room and Do Great Minds Think Alike? - Mr. Ross reminds Maureen Dowd that, as far as marriage is concerned, women have an expiration date. If you're a woman who wants a family, you should start early, before your eggs wear out. Misogynist? I don't think so. Realist.