Not Much for You Here Today

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT
# Ivor E. Tower (aka Sarah Thompson) at totse.com - A Clinical Analysis Of Anti-Government Phobia - satire. Hehe. [clairefiles]
It can not be over-emphasized that prevention is the key to stopping the spread of Anti-Government Phobia. Once a person is infected, the illness is generally incurable. The only proven treatment is an extended, and often risky, "de-programming" session conducted by qualified professionals, such as the Cult Awareness Network (CAN). Left untreated, chronic symptoms invariably persist throughout the entire lifetime of the patient. Sadly, even the patients themselves realize this horrifying fact and surprisingly, seem apathetic to it. Oddly, they often confuse their symptoms with being "awake." For instance, they have been known to garble gibberish such as "once you're awake, you can't go back to sleep." Further research is presently being conducted on the reasons why they rationalize their mental illness in this highly unusual spiritual manner.

# Joel Carlin at The Truth Seeker - FEMA Employees Lynched in New Orleans - May be a fake, but we can dream, can't we? [clairefiles]

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