Parking safety hazards? Easily fixed!

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:24:14 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Jim Davidson at The Libertarian Enterprise - last week, Jim Lesczynski complained about illegal and unsafe parking by New York City's "finest". Mr. Davidson has a solution, assuming any residents have the balls for it. Hehe. [tle]

Simply put, why should cars blocking fire hydrants have inflated tires? Why should they have windows? What possible advantage to the victims of these hazards to safety would un-keyed doors and fenders be? Is it reasonable to suppose that headlamps are needed by retired pigs who are sanctimonious in their demand for obeisance by the people they supposedly protect?

No. I say, no. No way.

Create a hazard to safety, lose a window. You might not get towed by the city tow truck for blocking a fire hydrant, but you'll need a tow if two or three of your tires are flat. Your paint job ought to suffer.

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