Lookie! Lookie! Freedom Cookie!
L. Neil Smith at The Libertarian Enterprise - Neil hawks Aaron Zelman's latest idea, a gun-shaped cookie cutter. Get yours from goodyguns.com, for $8.95 postpaid, or two for $15.95. Teach your kids from a young age that guns are good. [tle]
Now along comes Aaron Zelman, illustrious founder and director of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership, with "a wonderful, awful idea" (to quote Dr. Suess), that tops 'em all. Aaron has begun to market special cookie cutters that will let all the boys and girls out there, and their folks, create tasty treats in the shape of a handgun!
To me at least, the prototype looks exactly like a compact Glock semiautomatic pistol. Made in the USA, Aaron's revolutionary cutters, which produce what he calls "Goody Guns", will come accessorized--with a couple of miniature American flags to decorate your cookies, and copies of two famous "Gran'pa Jack" comic books, Gun Control Kills Kids and Do Gun Prohibitionists Have a Mental Health Problem?.
There has even been talk of cookie recipes.
What we have here is a simple but ingenious object that operates on more than one level. It will familiarize children just a little bit, children as young as three or four, with handguns, and it will help to associate them with something nice--lovely hot homemade cookies--to counteract all of the vicious anti-gun propaganda that is being pounded into them, day and night, by the public school system and the socialist mass media. With tongue only partly in cheek, Aaron even sent me photographs of kids eating their gun-shaped cookies "safely", from the backstrap forward, to avoid pointing the muzzle at themselves.
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