Giuliani Unveils New Terror Strategy

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:50:08 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Max Raskin at - satire, though, considering who he's talking about, probably not far from the truth. [lew]

"If they hate us for our freedoms, let's take those freedoms away. By abandoning the Bill of Rights and instituting martial law, we can not only end this deadly war, but we can deprive bin Laden of the rhetorical ammunition he uses against us. Why didn't the terrorists attack China? Or North Korea?"


Giuliani remained steadfast in his convictions. Il Duce, as he is affectionately known to his supporters, invoked Abraham Lincoln and Augusto Pinochet to appeal to his base. His speech ended with a promise to the voters. "If you elect me, I will not sleep until every single one of your liberties is lost. Next time Zawahiri tries pointing to our supposed freedoms, under my regime, his fatwas will fall on deaf ears. As mayor of New York City during the attacks of September 11th, I saw the consequences of freedom. It ends here."

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