The Land of the Muttering Retards

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 12:00:00 GMT
From clairefiles:
"In times of change, learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." -- Eric Hoffer

# Don Wright at Marc Brands Liberty - Guess which project will get all the money - cartoon commentary on gummint priorities. Too true to be funny. [smith2004]

# smalltime industries - Find the Spam - a puzzle. Warning! Swallow all food and drink before clicking the link. [clairefiles]

# Nicki Fellenzer - Another bonehead with a keyboard - Ms. Fellenzer takes George F. Curry to task for saying that the Second Amendment was included to ensure that southerners could keep their slaves under control. No, Mr. Curry, it was included to make sure that the gummint wouldn't be able to enslave we the people. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Yet.

# Kevin Reece at komo - 'This Is Not Right' - A Des Moines school teacher lost a knife she used to prepare sandwiches for the 37 students she took on a trip to California. The Taking Scissors Away goons found it, called her a terrorist, and fined her $500. Nazi pig fuckers. [whatreallyhappened]

"I'm a 57-year-old woman who is taking care of 37 kids," she told them. "I'm not gonna commit a terrorist act." Beaman says they took information from her Washington drivers license and confiscated and photographed the knife according to standard operating procedure.

She says screeners refused to give her paperwork or documentation of her violation, documentation of the pending fine, or a copy of the photograph of the knife.

"They said 'no' and they said it's a national security issue. And I said what about my constitutional rights? And they said 'not at this point ... you don't have any'."

# Old Horseman - On Islam... - The Horseman is no fan of the religion of submission. He doesn't mind tolerating its followers, but we shouldn't enable them. I guffawed quite a few times while reading.

I'm usually rather patient when it comes to people and their various superstitions and religions. Go on and spend your days worshiping, praying to, and in adoration of Cthulhu, the Tooth Fairy, or Spuddy the Cosmic Tuber. See if I care.

But when the whole world gets into an uproar, with people actually getting killed, over a stupid rumor that a so-called "sacred text" has been "abused", it's time for everyone to just chill the hell out! This nonsense has gone far enough.

There ain't no damned Allah.

Deal with it.

...

Mohammed and his Koran have made the Birthplace of Civilization into the Land of the Muttering Retards.

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