Sick as a Dog

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:00:59 GMT  <== Personal ==> 

I awoke on Monday morning around 4am for my morning pee. Felt sorta funny. Felt even more funny when the "pee" came out of my nether regions. Yes, boys and girls. Your intrepid reporter had food poisoning, or a stomach flu, but by whatever name you call it, my bowels were liquid, I had one four-part purge by mouth, and I couldn't stay vertical for more than a few minutes until yesterday afternoon. Subsisted on water and Poweraide.

Feeling well enough to sit at the computer this morning, but still a little fuzzy, and still not hungry. Don't know yet how long I'll manage to stay vertical.

Got a call yesterday afternoon about bringing food to the upcoming winter fair at my daughter's school. Was told that I was one of fourteen so affected. Think it was something we ate.

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sick as a dog

Submitted by ken on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:45:35 GMT

I'm there right now doing the same thing, so I am able to commiserate.

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Colloidal Silver

Submitted by jo on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:33:18 GMT

Never seen it fail for any passing stomach ailment.

Check it out here.

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I got tonsillitis a lot as a kid

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:50:30 GMT

I got tonsillitis a lot as a kid. My mom always took me to the doctor, who put a shot of penicillin in my backside. Tonsillitis was gone in 3 days or less. The penicillin never failed. In college, when my mother wasn't around to take me to the doctor, I got tonsillitis and DIDN'T get penicillin. It was gone in three days. Turns out, tonsillitis is a three day illness.

Stomach flus nearly always clear up in a day or two. Helps to not eat, and to drink as much fluid as you can keep down, but they go away by themselves pretty much whatever you do.

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