Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:54:42 GMT  <== Quote ==> 

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An old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He replied, "No Ma'am; if I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."

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