Iranian Aircraft Carriers in the Gulf of Mexico [Satire]

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:11:31 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Tom Engelhardt at - change the subject of a couple of paragraphs about a military incursion from America to Iran, and a story nobody remarks about becomes an act of war. Bottom line: the world has become accustomed to acts of war from the United States. It's so sad to discover that your country is the bad guys.

(Tehran, FNA) The Fars News Agency has confirmed with the Republican Guard’s North American Operations Command that a new elite Iranian commando team is operating in the U.S.-Mexican border region. The primary day-to-day mission of the team, known as the Joint Special Operations Gulf of Mexico Task Force, or JSOG-MTF, is to mentor Mexican military units in the border areas in their war with the deadly drug cartels. The task force provides “highly trained personnel that excel in uncertain environments,” Maj. Amir Arastoo, a spokesman for Republican Guard special operations forces in North America, tells Fars, and “seeks to confront irregular threats….”

The unit began its existence in mid-2009 — around the time that Washington rejected the Iranian leadership’s wish for a new diplomatic dialogue. But whatever the task force does about the United States — or might do in the future — is a sensitive subject with the Republican Guard. “It would be inappropriate to discuss operational plans regarding any particular nation,” Arastoo says about the U.S.

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