Homeland Security Response To Ron Paul

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:02:19 GMT  <== Humor ==> 

George Gould at LewRockwell.com - hilarious parody. [lew]

"Have you forgotten the color-coded Terror Alert Chart, Congressman? The American people depend on Homeland Security to keep them informed of the correct level of fear to feel at any given time. It wouldn't do to have Americans experiencing yellow fear when the appropriate response to conditions is red or orange. None of the independent agencies now under the aegis of Homeland Security had thought of that.


"For most of recorded history, leaders had to rely on spies. The spies were human. This was human intelligence (HUMINT). In the 20th Century, we developed the ability to detect their communications. We intercepted their signals. This was signals intelligence (SIGINT).

"On Tuesday, July 10, 2007, Secretary Chertoff unveiled the newest means of detecting the enemy's plans and threats. He described it as 'a gut feeling' about a new level of increased risk. This is an example of gastro-intestinal intelligence (GASINT). Show me one instance before in American history, Congressman, where a cabinet secretary steered a multi-billion dollar organization on the basis of GASINT.

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