Fred to Save Planet

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 22 Feb 2011 14:32:47 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Fred on Everything - Fred has a proposal for saving the United States from its government. Bring the troops home, all of them, shutter the navy, and stop meddling in other people's business. Works for me.

Now, I don't want to go too deeply into theoretical physics here but: Recently a couple of supposed American agents of ICE, the immigration blackguards, were ambushed deep in Mexico, and one killed. Hooha erupted, and the FBI is going to investigate. The Mexican press asked the obvious question, which is Why is Mexico afflicted by so many meddlesome gringo goofballs? It's our country, they say.

Anyway, MIT recently published an extensive peer-reviewed paper establishing that if you aren't in Mexico, or Iraq, you can't get killed there. It's physics. Show me one person killed in Mexico who was somewhere else at the time. Under my rule, we will stay where we belong. Which is to say, very few places.

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