Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:54:54 GMT  <== Humor ==> 

Warren Redlich at The Spoof - satire.

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government.

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King Paul promptly dissolved the Federal Reserve, reinstated the gold standard, withdrew all troops from overseas, and ended the war on drugs. He also dissolved several federal agencies including the Departments of Commerce, Energy, Agriculture, Education, HUD, and pretty much everything else.

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You left out the best part

Submitted by Traffic Court on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:25:25 GMT

Dude, the best part is how Ron went all Article 13 on them. Ya gotta read the whole thang!

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Great Article

Submitted by Town Courts on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:45:00 GMT

Fantastic article.

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