The grim reaper visited Chuck Norris's house. When he left, he was alone and looked even more grim.
Unfortunately, not even Chuck Norris can cheat death.
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance.