Air John Dillinger
Fred on Everything - Tears American Airlines, and US airlines in general, a new one.
American Airlines is the only penitentiary I know that doesn't just sit there stolidly on the ground. No. It has to fly around and inflict itself on the innocent everywhere. It's every bit as dismal as Sing Sing, though, combining the elegance of a wrestler's armpit with the curiosity of having the thieves on the outside, at corporate, and the prison matrons on the inside. I'd rather fly in a Dempster Dumpster piloted by a drunk, since dumpsters usually leave on time and are not owned by pickpockets.
It's the world's worst airline. And I've flown Aeroflot during the days of the Soviet Union. American has the morals of a Wall Street gangster.
Delta gets my vote, but
Delta gets my vote, but there's no doubt a body could make a case for American if he cared to. I'm going to do my best to organize my life so as to have to fly as little as I can manage -- and the more Interstate driving I can avoid, the happier I'll also be.
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