2008 Presidential Endorsement
The Keene Free Press endorses Nobody for president in 2008. Nobody is definitely my preferred choice, but I'll be voting for Ron Paul in the primaries, since it's such a joy to be able to choose good instead of the lesser of evils.
We at the Keene Free Press have picked our candidate for the 2008 election. We made our selection based on the following criteria, since:
Nobody has convinced us that a president is compatible with freedom;
Nobody has demonstrated that government is a good thing;
Nobody has shown us we need government;
Nobody can prevent bad people from harming you;
Nobody can prevent terrorist attacks;
Nobody truly represents all the people in America;
Nobody can restore our faith in the federal government;
Nobody can make the world safe for Democracy;
Nobody is the clear choice to lead us;So we're endorsing Nobody for President in 2008.