The Presidential Race Just Got Ten Times More Interesting
John Ross likes Sarah Palin so much that he has offered her a premium gift:
Governor Palin, I hear you like to hunt, and I suspect you appreciate high quality guns. I don't know if you ever hunt with a handgun, but if you'd like to, I (along with the Smith & Wesson Performance Center) designed a limited-production gun that I believe is the finest hunting handgun ever made for use on large and dangerous game. It's a .500 Magnum with a 5" barrel and half-lug shroud for great balance, a fast 1:10" rifling twist to stabilize heavy bullets, and a tight cylinder gap for best ballistics. You were born on 2/11, and I'm holding serial numbers JRA0211 and JRC0211 for you. The first is black finish with a satin stainless cylinder, and the second is all satin stainless finish.
They're yours if you want them. I know you probably don't read my blog, but I bet somebody that knows you does, and will get the word to you. Have one of your aides figure out how to get this done without running afoul of McCain-Feingold or whatever. (How's that for irony?) I'll get Rod Herrett to make proper grips to fit your hand (you'll have to FAX him a tracing) and Ken Null to make you a decent crossdaw holster that works great when you're in a vehicle or on an ATV. Get used to the recoil and I bet you can outshoot the Secret Service with it. It's like having control of lightning.