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Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:07:10 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

From [muth]:

According to USA Today, TSA chief Kip Hawley intends to put airline passengers in the proper mood for having their liberties assaulted at those airport checkpoints. The paper says Hawley believes that "serenity adds security." Therefore, beginning in May at the airport formerly known as BWI in Baltimore, herded airline passengers will find "mauve lights" glowing softly while "soothing music hums" in the background as "smiling employees offer quiet greetings and assistance."

Apparently, the only thing missing will be candlelight and a fine bottle of wine.

If a man sets a similar stage for a woman at his home, you pretty much know exactly what he has on his mind. Apparently, so does the TSA - if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Isn't there anyone in Congress willing to say enough is enough begin the process of dismantling this idiotic, multi-billion dollar bureaucratic nightmare brought to us by George W. Bush and the Republicans? Anyone?

-- Chuck Muth

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tsa and you

Submitted by Grumpy on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:28:29 GMT

There's always been something suspicious about a guy called 'Kip'. Just remember, from swiping your colgate, nose hair trimmers and boomerangs to ripping out your breastacular adornments, it's all about your 'security'.

You'd think by now Kip would've conditioned us all to love dropping trou at any time, in any place, for any reason, or, for no reason at all.

Oh well, over to the secondary screening line if, you travel too much, you don't travel enough, you travel on short notice, you have a common name, you have an uncommon name, you stepped in pigeon guano on the way in and the sniffer smells nitrates on your shoes.....

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I'm just glad that the shoe bomber

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:26:48 GMT

I'm just glad that the shoe bomber didn't stuff that bomb up his ass, or we'd all be dropping trow and bending over, instead of taking off our shoes.

Kneejerk sekurity, sorta like the kneejerk legislation that comes out of con-gress (opposite of pro-gress).

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