President Bush Urges Supermarkets To Turn Over Members' Club Card Records To NSA

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:39:45 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Sam L. Parity at The Politics of Dancing - satire, but so close to reality that it fooled lots of commentors. Hehe. [cafe]

For example, traditional middle-eastern food purchases such as taboleh, hummus, or lavash bread would automatically raise a red flag. The NSA will also be looking for instances of customers purchasing food at a discount when it is at or near the expiration date.

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