One contact Tase to the man's left shoulder was deployed
Salty Pig imagines what could happen if we peons could get away with the "obfuscatory bullshit masquerading as language" used by Sgt. Eddie King to describe the torture inflicted on Andrew Meyer at the John Kerry appearance in Florida. [saltypig]
"sir, did you rape that woman?"
"hardly an ideal characterization, your honor. the penis of the defendant was deployed to a vaginal area."
"and you are the defendant?"
"yes."
"so you raped her, forcibly inserting your penis inside her."
"a penis was deployed, judge. nothing more. anyway, the deployment was ordered by my friend jimmy, who was at the bar with us."
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