Lonely threesome back work-card freedom
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE DATED SEPT. 11, 2001
THE LIBERTARIAN, By Vin Suprynowicz
Lonely threesome back work-card freedom
Clark County has already made strides in reducing the bloated list of private-sector job categories in which Southern Nevada workers had been required to undergo the humiliation of fingerprinting in order to secure a "work card."
It should go without saying that taking up a job for pay is a right in this free country, not some kind of "conditional privilege" to be granted at the whim of police or other bureaucrats.
The effectiveness of all this background-checking in reducing crime was hard to demonstrate in the first place. (Had Las Vegas dance instruction studios gradually become nests of former Baader-Meinhoff terrorists, two-stepping the night away? Did only the blanket application of fingerprint ink foil the plot to infiltrate the city's cohort of hot dog vendors with Corsican hit men?)
Add to this the irony of court rulings won by our very own Oscar Goodman (in his earlier incarnation as a mob lawyer, back before he became mayor) that a work card can't be pulled without separate "due process" ... even if the holder is convicted of a felony ... and the true goal here (creating a massive police tracking system, primarily of the harmless and law-abiding) soon comes clear.
Last Wednesday, it was the turn of the Las Vegas City Council to take similar strides in thinning out the list of employment categories over which city bureaucrats wield the veto power of the "work card."
"I believe as far as work cards are concerned, the less government the better," said Mayor Oscar Goodman, who came to politics so late in life that such gems of decency and common sense still sometimes appear to bubble up unbidden.
Council members Lawrence Weekly and Lynette Boggs McDonald then proceeded to join the mayor in voting to eliminate the work card requirement for virtually every job category except those which involve direct contact with children or the dependent elderly, or which involve handling cash in the town's casinos.
If only that were the end of the story.
Instead, a working majority of the Council, composed of Councilmen Larry Brown, Michael Mack, Michael McDonald and Gary Reese, went along with setting laborers free of the work card tyranny in the case of hotel maids and bellhops and circus concessionaires ... but then switched sides and voted to retain the city work card requirements for apartment house managers, ice cream vendors, barmaids, dance studio instructors, martial arts teachers, locksmiths, massage therapists, pawnbrokers, hot dog vendors, and carnival concessionaires ... among others.
Apartment house managers must undergo fingerprinting and background checks because they have access to keys that might allow them steal from their tenants, you see, whereas hotel maids and bellhops ... um, wait a minute.
One searches in vain for any principle or consistency behind the votes of Messrs. Brown, Mack, McDonald or Reese, because there is none. Rather, like trained dogs, the foursome voted to remove the work card requirement only for those job categories being promoted for liberation by the 100 Culinary Union members who attended Wednesday's meeting, a boisterous throng that cheered enthusiastically, throwing the electoral equivalent of little bone-shaped biscuits whenever the four well-rehearsed pooches did their trick.
Job categories not on the Culinary list? With precious few exceptions, it was "Form a line and roll up your sleeves, girls."
Then, completing this mortifying exhibition of shameless political leg-humping, Councilman Larry Brown actually had the nerve to turn the far more principled stance of Messrs. Goodman and Weekly and Ms. Boggs-McDonald into a subject of ridicule, joking that the mayor, a former defense attorney, was "upset because he hasn't been beat this badly since he was in a courtroom."
No, Councilman Brown, it's not the mayor who suffered a defeat last week, but the principle that in America, an honest journeyman should have the right to seek gainful employment without running downtown and paying a thinly disguised bribe to the city staff for an artifact once believed to exist only in totalitarian states like Hitler's Germany or Stalin's Russia, the "work card."
And now that they've won this victory, what do Councilman Brown and his three fellow bone-polishers have in mind for the average Las Vegas worker next -- a set of expensive "travel papers," bearing mug shots and fingerprints, without which we won't be allowed to travel outside our assigned ghettos after sunset?
Surely that would have an even more salutary effect in "reducing crime" ... given that no principle of liberty or limited government apparently remains to block the way.
Vin Suprynowicz is assistant editorial page editor of the Las Vegas Review-Journal. To receive his longer, better stuff, subscribe to his monthly newsletter by sending $72 to Privacy Alert, 561 Keystone Ave., Suite 684, Reno, NV 89503 -- or dialing 775-348-8591. His book, "Send in the Waco Killers: Essays on the Freedom Movement, 1993-1998," is available at 1-800-244-2224 or on the website www.thespiritof76.com/wacokillers.html.
Vin Suprynowicz, vin@lvrj.com
"When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong. The minority are right." -- Eugene V. Debs (1855-1926)
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and thus clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." -- H.L. Mencken
"They that would give up essential liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin 1759
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